April 15, 2015
Holden to Unveil Rev-Powered Penis Pump
Holden will soon stop producing cars in Australia, yet they haven't given up on making relevant products for Aussie men. ...
March 19, 2015
Regrettable: Man Snorts Line of Cocaine Before Interview
Perth man sniffs his way to success the only way he knows how. ...
February 26, 2015
Teen Pleads #YOLO to Robbery and Extortion Charges
Defendant uses #yolo as an excuse for his crime spree. Legal community in awe of such brilliance. ...
February 12, 2015
Masturbation Incidents On The Rise For Valentine’s Day
Emergency Departments Prepare for Spike in Wank Related Injuries This Valentine's Day...
February 5, 2015
Bali bogan influx proving troublesome
Northbridge, Chapel St, Kings Cross and Darwin CBD have become hotbeds of drunken Balinese anti-social activity. ...
January 30, 2015
Mounts Bay Speed Camera Voted Public Servant of the Year 2014
The most efficient Perth public servant of 2014 is actually a speed camera. ...
January 22, 2015
Deceased Grandfather Now Underground Enough for Hipster’s Love
We catch up with Eugene, a Perth based underground dj that's playing the ultimate posthumous respect to his Grandfather. ...
January 14, 2015
Personal Trainer Offering Ecstasy and Rave Classes
We track down Johnny “NoHomo” Atkins to discuss his latest business venture where he has combined popping pingers, pumping iron and personal training. ...
January 8, 2015
Western Australian Mining Industry to Introduce Own Currency
Flint and the Bell Tower Times have hooked up to get the to bottom of the Australian condition by any means necessary. ...